At the risk of offending readers' sensitivity, I offer today's Daily Caller column.
Suffice it to say, I would have thought that most men would be delighted just to be asked to the party, so to speak. I'm positive not one of them would complain or be disappointed about the lack of decorations they found upon arrival, if you see what I mean.
A new low in self-esteem has been reached. Who could have imagined it would be so sparkly?